stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

  • Child: mommy I'm sick
  • Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING
  • child: but mommy I've been throwing up
  • Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza

5ludge:

I was on 8tracks looking for new playlists and found thisimage

andimage

I really don’t know what I expected.

,,

dude

me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via lastisle)